All About Wife Jokes

All About Wife Jokes

friday, april 22th, 2011

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming…
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once….
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.-
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’: ‘
My wife’s an angel!’Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive!

Phone Jokes

Phone Jokes

Fridayday, april22nd, 2011

Q. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
A. Bell-bottoms!
Q. How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
A. They both have rings!
Q. What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
A. He grew up to be a bellhop!
Q. What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A. A smooth operator!
Q. What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else?
A. A big phone-y!
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton need a telephone?
A. He had no body to talk with!
Q. How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
A. H-E-L-L-O!
Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A. A television.
Q. What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
A. When they’re not home!
Q. How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
A. Collect!Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A. A party line!
Q. How does a barber make phone calls?
A. He cuts them short.
Q. Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?
A. He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
Q. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
A. Bell-bottoms!
Q. How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
A. They both have rings!
Q. What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
A. He grew up to be a bellhop!
Q. What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A. A smooth operator!
Q. What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else?
A. A big phone-y!
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton need a telephone?
A. He had no body to talk with!
Q. How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
A. H-E-L-L-O!
Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a pair of glasses?
A. A television.
Q. What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
A. When they’re not home!
Q. How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
A. Collect!
Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A. A party line!
Q. How does a barber make phone calls?
A. He cuts them short.
Q. Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?
A. He always got too wrapped up in his calls!

Dictionary Of Dating

Dictionary Of Dating

friday, april 22nd, 2011

ATTRACTION….. the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ….. what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
DATING….. the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL….. avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
EASY….. a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT….. a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND….. a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE….. a woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be “playing hard to get”.
INTERESTING….. a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT….. what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY….. how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC….. a man’s term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.SOBER….. condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
SOBER….. condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

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Different Asses

friday, april 22nd, 2011

(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(__)(__) A “wide load” ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that’s been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_Lame_) Lame ass
(_jack_) Jackass
(_-$_) Cheap ass
(_0_) A Prison ass
(_) Half ass
(®^®) Registered ass
(__|___) Lop sided ass
(_:_) 2 holed ass
(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that’s REALLY been around)
(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass
(_)||(_) Fucked ass
()() Ass print on a window
( * * ) Ass with dimples
(_X X_) A kicked ass
(_%_) An average ass
(_$_) A rich ass
[_!_] A hard ass
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(__)(__) A “wide load” ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that’s been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_Lame_) Lame ass
(_jack_) Jackass
(_-$_) Cheap ass
(_0_) A Prison ass
(_) Half ass
(®^®) Registered ass
(__|___) Lop sided ass
(_:_) 2 holed ass
(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that’s REALLY been around)
(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass
(_)||(_) Fucked ass
()() Ass print on a window
( * * ) Ass with dimples
(_X X_) A kicked ass
(_%_) An average ass
(_$_) A rich ass
[_!_] A hard ass

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Doggy Style

Friday, april 22nd

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
“Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?” .
“Well … not exactly.” his friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.”
“Oh, I see, kinky, huh?”
“Well … not exactly … I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.”

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