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Friday, April 22, 2011

Funny Sexy Question And Answer – Part II

Funny Sexy Question And Answer – Part II

FRIDAYday, april22nd, 2011
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. What’s the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.
Q. Have you heard about the new ‘Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
A. They’re called ‘Predickamints’
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
Q. What’s the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes “ribbit” the other goes “rub it”.’
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What’s the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
A. Nothing.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it’s from.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren’t all kitchen appliances that colour?
Q. What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q. What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit’s Finger
Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
Q. What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A. If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay.
Q. What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!
Q. What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
Q. What’s another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough
Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.
Q. What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
A. There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.
Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. Pimp.
Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A. Polaroids.
Q. Why are women are like tires?
A. There’s always a spare.
Q. What’s brown and sits on a piano bench?
A. Beethoven’s First Movement.
Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can’t see a thing with all this shit in here!
Q. Why do women wear black underwear?
A. They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

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